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J-M v2.5.5 said:
Argh the top rated comments changed. First they were:
"I thought this was fake until they pulled out the lightsabers."
"Damn, nigga!"
Which was even funnier than the video tbh
"I thought this was fake until they pulled out the lightsabers."
"Damn, nigga!"
Which was even funnier than the video tbh
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How to dance at a rave
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I'm pretty sure this has already been posted before. :|J-M v2.5.5 said:
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Messing around with commands 
And the Headless,Bodyless Lotain
And some random Chat on the_wall
And the Headless,Bodyless Lotain
And some random Chat on the_wall
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Do we have any Metal Gear Solid + Lupin III fans in here?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m8314X3TR0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m8314X3TR0
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what is this i dont even
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Shadeska said:
I believe he was trying to link to where freerad's link was posted before, in the minecraft topic.
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So I went to Energy this weekend (formerly known as Trance Energy, a house/dance/trance/techno/progressive/hardtrance music festival, also known as "crazy European rave party" to you guys from the US) and at one point I was dancing, had a 0.5 L bottle filled with water in one hand, and some random dude left of me was totally wasted, obviously on drugs.
His eyes were nearly shut yet he was doing lots of effort to look around the whole time. Suddenly he sees my water bottle and asks, in seriously broken English:
"May I have please a drip of water?"
So I'm like: Sure, why not, and I give him the water. So this guy is drinking the water and I ask: "Are you OK?" to which he replies "What? French?"
I somehow manage to remember the French I had almost six years ago at high school and say "Mon Francais est tres mauvais.", which means "My French is very bad."
Amazingly, this dude not only hears me (through the loud-ass music) but also fully understands me, and replies with "English? Holland?" so I say "Holland."
He then shakes my hand and literally says:
"I am a French guy."
So I'm having a hard time not to ROFL because I kind of feel bad for the guy, being totally wasted as he is, so I say "I noticed." followed by another "Are you OK?"
Again he's like "What?" so I try my French again and ask "Ca va?" which pretty much means "How goes it?" in French.
He seemed to understand the question, smiled a bit, didn't reply, and then continued to look around. Obviously he wasn't doing OK but there's not much I can do about it other than offer him some water >.>
Anyway obviously the LOL part is "I am a French guy."
Man this dude was so wasted
His eyes were nearly shut yet he was doing lots of effort to look around the whole time. Suddenly he sees my water bottle and asks, in seriously broken English:
"May I have please a drip of water?"
So I'm like: Sure, why not, and I give him the water. So this guy is drinking the water and I ask: "Are you OK?" to which he replies "What? French?"
I somehow manage to remember the French I had almost six years ago at high school and say "Mon Francais est tres mauvais.", which means "My French is very bad."
Amazingly, this dude not only hears me (through the loud-ass music) but also fully understands me, and replies with "English? Holland?" so I say "Holland."
He then shakes my hand and literally says:
"I am a French guy."
So I'm having a hard time not to ROFL because I kind of feel bad for the guy, being totally wasted as he is, so I say "I noticed." followed by another "Are you OK?"
Again he's like "What?" so I try my French again and ask "Ca va?" which pretty much means "How goes it?" in French.
He seemed to understand the question, smiled a bit, didn't reply, and then continued to look around. Obviously he wasn't doing OK but there's not much I can do about it other than offer him some water >.>
Anyway obviously the LOL part is "I am a French guy."
Man this dude was so wasted
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Wow... Eight years of running goth clubs, I could regail with such stories...
Fun one comes to mind:
HUGE Norwegian guy comes up to me, and we're chatting near the exit, and he asks, "Can I get a job here as a security?"
I'm all, "I don't know... We usually hire our bouncers from [security firm] so..."
Now, we have this huge skull and crossbones clock projected on one wall, it reads 11pm, and suddenly I hear this little death rock girl scream at the top of her lungs as the set fades, "OH MY GOD! THE CLOCK HASN'T BEEN ROLLED FORWARD YET!" (Still on DS time.)
This was Boston, and the "T" subway stops running at midnight, and no one sane drives in Boston, so nearly everyone's ride turns into a pumpkin at midnight.
Suddenly, this huge throng of goth guys and gals, all wearing Dachs and Stilletos, starts charging towards the exit, tripping and mauling each other, and I'm all, "Oshi..."
Huge Norwegian guy does this fantastic taxi whistle and bellows, "FORM A LINE!"
Immediately, the throng of crazed panicked goths forms a nice orderly line, like they were suddenly transformed into a pack of first graders, and cautiously files out.
I look at him with a broad smile, "You sir, are hired."
...And from that day forth, he was known only as "Thor".
Fun one comes to mind:
HUGE Norwegian guy comes up to me, and we're chatting near the exit, and he asks, "Can I get a job here as a security?"
I'm all, "I don't know... We usually hire our bouncers from [security firm] so..."
Now, we have this huge skull and crossbones clock projected on one wall, it reads 11pm, and suddenly I hear this little death rock girl scream at the top of her lungs as the set fades, "OH MY GOD! THE CLOCK HASN'T BEEN ROLLED FORWARD YET!" (Still on DS time.)
This was Boston, and the "T" subway stops running at midnight, and no one sane drives in Boston, so nearly everyone's ride turns into a pumpkin at midnight.
Suddenly, this huge throng of goth guys and gals, all wearing Dachs and Stilletos, starts charging towards the exit, tripping and mauling each other, and I'm all, "Oshi..."
Huge Norwegian guy does this fantastic taxi whistle and bellows, "FORM A LINE!"
Immediately, the throng of crazed panicked goths forms a nice orderly line, like they were suddenly transformed into a pack of first graders, and cautiously files out.
I look at him with a broad smile, "You sir, are hired."
...And from that day forth, he was known only as "Thor".
Yo dawg, I heard you like Snow Wolf so I made a reskin..
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Whoa, that is sweeeet! 
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+1 lolsJelly said:Whoa, that is sweeeet!
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Ya know, I made that as a joke - but if you chrome it, it almost looks good:
:|
Although, JHLMV isn't real consistent with in-game Half-Life, when it comes to the Chrome render. Hrmm...
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Although, JHLMV isn't real consistent with in-game Half-Life, when it comes to the Chrome render. Hrmm...
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Actually it's god-awful tbh >_>Jelly said:Whoa, that is sweeeet!
Still better than this though:
I think it looks sweet, not because it's detailed or anything like that, but because it, in my opinion, captures the spirit of what it's supposed to. The hell dog like form of Alucard, the main character of my second favorite anime, Hellsing (my all time favorite being Death Note). This is the intro, you'll see the dog form @ roughly 0:28.
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I am thoroughly enjoying this read.
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