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I don't know, the conversation about Hunter punching was pretty fucking awesome.
 

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Twew. So vewy twew.
 

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^ Win.

Edit: Oh wtf, new page ftl.

Although, thothie, now that you changed your avatar for the first time ever, I'm gonna to be like "wtf" everytime I see it for like a month.
 

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Thothie, you'd better cut it out before MiB kills you mostly dead.
 

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Are you implying that Thothie would survive due to his true love for J-M?
 

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The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, son of Arathorn


Day One:

Ringwraiths killed: 4. Very good.

Met up with Hobbits. Walked forty miles. Skinned a squirrel and ate it.

Still not King.



Day Four:

Stuck on mountain with Hobbits. Boromir really annoying.

Not King yet.


Day Six:

Orcs killed: none. Disappointing.

Stubble update: I look rugged and manly. Yes!

Keep wanting to drop-kick Gimli. Holding myself back.

Still not King.


Day Ten:

Sorry no entries lately. Very dark in Mines of Moria. Big Baelrog.

Not King today either.


Day Eleven:

Orcs killed: 7. Very good. Stubble update: Looking mangy.

Legolas may be hotter than me.

I wonder if he would like me if I was King?


Day 28:

Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.

Still not King.


Day 30:

In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench.

Nice chat with Boromir. He’s not so bad.

Took a shower. Yay!

But still not King.


Day 32:

Orcs killed: none. Stubble update: subtly hairy.

Legolas told me that a shadow and a threat had been growing in his mind.

I think Legolas might be kinda gay.

Nope, not King.


Day 33:

Orcs killed: Countless thousands. Very good.

Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am now quite sure that he was very definitely gay.

Not so sure about Gimli either.

RIP Boromir.

Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however have been blood loss.


Day 34:

Frodo went to Mordor. Said he was going alone, but took Sam with him. Why?

My God, is everyone in this movie gay but me?

Not so sure about me either.

Still not King, goddammit.
 

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I lol'd. I SERIOUS.
 

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The Very Secret Diary of Legolas, son of Weenus


Day One:

Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.


Day Four:

Boromir so irritating. Why must he wear big shield like dinner plate all the time? Climbed up Caradhras but wimpy humans who cannot walk on snow insisted we climb back down.

Am definitely prettiest member of the Fellowship. Go me!


Day Six:

Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.

Orcs so silly.

Still the prettiest.


Day Ten:
Gandalf fell into shadow. In other news, I think I am developing a spot on my nose. Very serious situation, as Elven spots likely to last for 500 years or more.

Still prettiest, despite blasted spot.


Day Eleven:

In Lothlorien. Suspect Galadriel may be prettier than me.

Also, am quite sure she copied my hairstyle. I was wearing that same look at least 1,000 years ago. Silly bint. She was most annoyed that I used her mirrored fountain to take a nice bubble bath.

I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain. Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now?

Still prettiest by far.


Day 30:

All this paddling about in boats is hell on my complexion.

Aragorn obviously starting to find Frodo strangely attractive. Sam will kill him if he tries anything.

Still the prettiest.


Day 33 :

Boromir tempted by Ring. So tedious. Cannot be tempted myself, as already have everything I want i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite.

Have been getting very strange letters from someone calling herself "Stacey" who wants to do obscene things to my elfhood. Fortunately have super-duper elf vision so can run away if I see her coming.



Day 35:

Boromir dead. Very messy death, most uncessesary. Did get kissed by Aragorn as he expired. Does a guy have to get shot full of arrows around here to get any action? Boromir definitely not prettier than me. Cannot understand it. Am feeling a pout coming on.

Frodo off to Mordor with Sam. Tiny little men caring about each other, rather cute really.

Am quite sure Gimli fancies me. So unfair. He is waist height, so can see advantages there, but chunky braids and big helmet most offputting. Forsee dark times ahead, very dark times.
 

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An old friend of mine wrote most of those and stuck em in her LiveJournal ages ago - they have since spread across the internet from there. Look for Sauron and Saruman's - they had the best. Gandalf, also v. good. ;)
 

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I lol'd at that last one Crow put down. The "Diary" gave the feel of belonging to a neanderthal. ^^
 

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I lol'd at your double post...

Of course I am kidding.
 
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