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Echo717 said:pah you call that mildly disturbing, remember this?
Wasnt all that disturbing for me.
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Wasnt all that disturbing for me.
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Actually, +1 lol for Ava.
Obviously forgetting about this monster...
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*shrug*
The only thing I know about soccer is this.
The only thing I know about soccer is this.
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lol@ the irony that Brits actually coined the term soccer.J-M v2.5.5 said:
Also,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UACK93xF-FE
Not funny subject, awesome retort though.
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"Word Perfect Technical Desk, may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!"
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV."
"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
".......Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark.""
"Dark?"
"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Word Perfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away."
"Went away?"
"They disappeared."
"Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?"
"Nothing."
"Nothing?"
"It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type."
"Are you still in Word Perfect, or did you get out?"
"How do I tell?"
"Can you see the C: prompt on the screen?"
"What's a sea-prompt?"
"Never mind. Can you move the cursor around on the screen?"
"There isn't any cursor: I told you, it won't accept anything I type!"
"Does your monitor have a power indicator?"
"What's a monitor?"
"It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV."
"Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?"
"I don't know."
"Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that?"
"Yes, I think so."
"Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall."
".......Yes, it is."
"When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one?"
"No."
"Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable."
"Okay, here it is."
"Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer."
"I can't reach."
"Uh huh. Well, can you see if it is?"
"No."
"Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?"
"Oh, it's not because I don't have the right angle-it's because it's dark.""
"Dark?"
"Yes-the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window."
"Well, turn on the office light then."
"I can't."
"Because there's a power outage."
"A power... A power outage? Aha, Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff your computer came in?"
"Well, yes, I keep them in the closet."
"Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from."
"Really? Is it that bad?"
"Yes, I'm afraid it is."
"Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?"
"Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer."
Crow said:
+1... but I'm still curious... Whats a monitor?! :roll:
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Dridje said:
I extremely disslike Justin Bieber...
I wouldn't go out of my way to kill him though...
EDIT: I wouldn't WASTE my time killing him... Giving him publicity keeps him popular, ignoring him will make the problem go away... (Also, I think people's main problem isn't Beiber himself ... ignoring his voice... as much as the fan girls, similar to twilight and pretty much anything that targets a 8-14 year old girl fanbase)
+1 for Cthulu
Just dring the Grape Cthul-aid........
Dridje: Seriously bro I have a man crush on Avacado
[rEd]Orichalcon: oh yeah?
[rEd]Orichalcon: when did this happen?
[rEd]Orichalcon: and what for?
Dridje: He's always there to help me when I need advice or math help etc.
[rEd]Orichalcon: oh, yeah
[rEd]Orichalcon: he is ridiculously good at math
Dridje: put my life into perspective bro, gave me some good advice to deal with family problems
Dridje: the rev. before his name ain't just for show apparently
[rEd]Orichalcon: haha
Dridje: oooh should I tell him?
[rEd]Orichalcon: um, sure/
[rEd]Orichalcon: ?*
[rEd]Orichalcon: what are your thoughts on a character wipe in msc?
Dridje: oh that?
Dridje: I made that ni mspaint so I could troll zeus
[rEd]Orichalcon: really?
Dridje: yup
Dridje: I have the chatlog somewhere around here
Dridje: Dridje: hey baby how's about you and me hang out tonight and make out
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: lolwut
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: wai
Dridje: cause you light my fire baby?
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: ... What do you need help with now?
Dridje: integrals
Dridje: and snuggling
[rEd]Orichalcon: what do you think of one anyway? I think it might provide a good opportunity to rebalance the game
Dridje: I think you're full of crap
Your chat with [rEd]Orichalcon is now a multi-user chat.
[rEd]Orichalcon has been invited to chat.
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom has been invited to chat.
Dridje: NOVEMBER FOOLZ
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom entered chat.
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Hi?
[rEd]Orichalcon: oh noes
Dridje: NOVEMBER FOOZL
Dridje: we gotz uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[rEd]Orichalcon: I still like the idea of a character wipe
Dridje: hey oyster
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: wtf
Dridje: I'm canadian
Dridje: and I do canadian things
Dridje: cleicert was my masterpiece, no map in all of msc can beat it
[rEd]Orichalcon: my friend will soon have his canadian citizenship
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: So egotistical
[rEd]Orichalcon: you should redecorate cleicert to look like a broken temple of urdual
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Dridje, stop acting so gay.
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: What's wrong with you?
Dridje: I can't stop it
Dridje: it's in my DNA
Dridje: CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING US APART T.T
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Oyster, is it just me or is he acting weird?
[rEd]Orichalcon: hmm, i think so
[rEd]Orichalcon: i think he has rabies
Dridje: more like
Dridje: GAYBIES
Dridje: wait
Dridje: shit
Dridje: thatw as out of character
Dridje: can I have a do over?
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Uh.
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Hey Dridje, did you know that ln(x) can be approximated as sum_(k=1)^infinity((-1)^k (-1+x)^k)/k for |-1+x|<1
Dridje: fucking bs
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Pfft
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: No joke
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: say my calculus > yuors
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: [say] Im awesome [/say]
Dridje: [rebuke] no I am [/rebuke]
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Oyster..
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Are you there?
[rEd]Orichalcon: yes
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: We have something to say to you.
Dridje: NOVEMBER FOOLZ
Dridje: again
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: yea
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: uh November Fools
Dridje (2): Suprise
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom has changed their name to Rev. Avacado Maelstrom.
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: surpsise!
[rEd]Orichalcon: that was a good november fools!
[rEd]Orichalcon: but i still think it might be a useful thing to do
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: I tihnk you're full of crap
[rEd]Orichalcon: the game could really use some rebalancing, i think
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: rebalancing can be done without raping our characters
[rEd]Orichalcon: thats true
[rEd]Orichalcon: i wonder what other people will think?
Dridje (2): They be not like liking the thread?
Dridje has changed their name to Dridjeee.
Dridjeee has changed their name to Dridje.
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I was bored to day, and so was dridje so we went adventuring
and this:
__________________________________________________
Dridje: I'm just avacado in disguise
Rev. Sogak: Really?
Dridje: totally
Rev. Sogak: Why would you be in disguise?
Dridje: I don't know
Dridje: now that I think about it we didn't need to be in disguise to troll the shit out of people
Dridje: I guess it's cause I can do this
Dridje: I AM AS CANADIAN AS I AM OBESE
[rEd]Orichalcon: oh yeah?
[rEd]Orichalcon: when did this happen?
[rEd]Orichalcon: and what for?
Dridje: He's always there to help me when I need advice or math help etc.
[rEd]Orichalcon: oh, yeah
[rEd]Orichalcon: he is ridiculously good at math
Dridje: put my life into perspective bro, gave me some good advice to deal with family problems
Dridje: the rev. before his name ain't just for show apparently
[rEd]Orichalcon: haha
Dridje: oooh should I tell him?
[rEd]Orichalcon: um, sure/
[rEd]Orichalcon: ?*
[rEd]Orichalcon: what are your thoughts on a character wipe in msc?
Dridje: oh that?
Dridje: I made that ni mspaint so I could troll zeus
[rEd]Orichalcon: really?
Dridje: yup
Dridje: I have the chatlog somewhere around here
Dridje: Dridje: hey baby how's about you and me hang out tonight and make out
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: lolwut
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: wai
Dridje: cause you light my fire baby?
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: ... What do you need help with now?
Dridje: integrals
Dridje: and snuggling
[rEd]Orichalcon: what do you think of one anyway? I think it might provide a good opportunity to rebalance the game
Dridje: I think you're full of crap
Your chat with [rEd]Orichalcon is now a multi-user chat.
[rEd]Orichalcon has been invited to chat.
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom has been invited to chat.
Dridje: NOVEMBER FOOLZ
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom entered chat.
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Hi?
[rEd]Orichalcon: oh noes
Dridje: NOVEMBER FOOZL
Dridje: we gotz uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[rEd]Orichalcon: I still like the idea of a character wipe
Dridje: hey oyster
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: wtf
Dridje: I'm canadian
Dridje: and I do canadian things
Dridje: cleicert was my masterpiece, no map in all of msc can beat it
[rEd]Orichalcon: my friend will soon have his canadian citizenship
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: So egotistical
[rEd]Orichalcon: you should redecorate cleicert to look like a broken temple of urdual
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Dridje, stop acting so gay.
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: What's wrong with you?
Dridje: I can't stop it
Dridje: it's in my DNA
Dridje: CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING US APART T.T
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Oyster, is it just me or is he acting weird?
[rEd]Orichalcon: hmm, i think so
[rEd]Orichalcon: i think he has rabies
Dridje: more like
Dridje: GAYBIES
Dridje: wait
Dridje: shit
Dridje: thatw as out of character
Dridje: can I have a do over?
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Uh.
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Hey Dridje, did you know that ln(x) can be approximated as sum_(k=1)^infinity((-1)^k (-1+x)^k)/k for |-1+x|<1
Dridje: fucking bs
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Pfft
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: No joke
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: say my calculus > yuors
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: [say] Im awesome [/say]
Dridje: [rebuke] no I am [/rebuke]
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Oyster..
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: Are you there?
[rEd]Orichalcon: yes
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: We have something to say to you.
Dridje: NOVEMBER FOOLZ
Dridje: again
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: yea
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: uh November Fools
Dridje (2): Suprise
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom has changed their name to Rev. Avacado Maelstrom.
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: surpsise!
[rEd]Orichalcon: that was a good november fools!
[rEd]Orichalcon: but i still think it might be a useful thing to do
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: I tihnk you're full of crap
[rEd]Orichalcon: the game could really use some rebalancing, i think
Rev. Avacado Maelstrom: rebalancing can be done without raping our characters
[rEd]Orichalcon: thats true
[rEd]Orichalcon: i wonder what other people will think?
Dridje (2): They be not like liking the thread?
Dridje has changed their name to Dridjeee.
Dridjeee has changed their name to Dridje.
________________________________________________
I was bored to day, and so was dridje so we went adventuring
and this:
__________________________________________________
Dridje: I'm just avacado in disguise
Rev. Sogak: Really?
Dridje: totally
Rev. Sogak: Why would you be in disguise?
Dridje: I don't know
Dridje: now that I think about it we didn't need to be in disguise to troll the shit out of people
Dridje: I guess it's cause I can do this
Dridje: I AM AS CANADIAN AS I AM OBESE
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Holy crap guys, I managed to log into Thoth's secret diary and save one of the entries!
http://img198.imageshack.us/f/thothdiary.png/
http://img198.imageshack.us/f/thothdiary.png/
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