monsters

[pimpsta]

thats my job!

 

[villager]

It's not everyday that someone wants the claim the title "Retarded!" ...

 

[pimpsta]

that isn't my title unless you give me something that tells me its my title. document, certificate or something. then I will consider that title.

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

Guys, GoW died the day it was created.

Oh snap :zing:

 

[pimpsta]

no it didn't

zing your ass

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

I used to respect you, PiMpStA, but that time is over.
Not that you'd care, though. Kokris didn't care either when the entire MS: C community hated him.

So for now, I'll just leave you with this image:

 

[Dridmar]

GoW doesn't even have a guild thread...There should be a rule like if there is not guild thread, then there is no Guild.

 

[pimpsta]

Muchahadeen, and S.T.K doesn't have a guild thread but they are guilds. Those are just your rules!
I do have a guild thread. its private.

 

[villager]

No, the rule should be "If your guild OR guild leader is hated by everyone other than who is in the guild itself, the guild is no longer welcomed."

Muchahadeen and S.T.K. are not hated by everyone (or anyone) in the community, I think.

 

[pimpsta]

I don't care what your rules are. If you don't like it then you don't like it.
It isn't created by thothie, Lord K or MSC developers. So STFU.
and have a nice day

 

[Sushii]

If everyone keeps posting cats we all will look like this:

And that would be über.


I want like armys of evil Guy Pettersson's running around and one-hits everyone in MS:S that would be awesome....

 

[Littlefrodo]

Whaha!

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

Why?

 

[Sushii]

Beacuse i burned the roof of my mouth on the pizza i am eating now ^^
Thats why Guy Petersson should run around and one-hit everyone, okay?

 

[The Man In Black]

FFS! Necropost to explain a necropost!

 

[HomestarR]

This thread has been revived how many times now?

 

[[A]]

(Given number) +1, apparently.

Now, as for monsters.
This brings me back to a former idea; relevant damage.

"What?"

Relevant damage. If a boar gouges your knee, fuck if you're not going to bleed out for a minute or two longer (albeit low damage). Yeah, let's not be completely realistic - we all know this game is fantasy - but if you're bashed in the head, your vision is going to flash white or black. If you're smacked by a bear, take some fucking recoil, man!


Im not trying to say that, if 5,000 tons drops on your head, you're smashed - some people have strength that ridiculously high (and, donchya know it, they still get owned by a boss or two). I'm calling for a cumshot of realism on the face of fantasy RPG. Not much in my opinion.

 

[WeissberV]

Basic things like, knock back actions, like instead of stun, you could get pushed back and fall over, and u have to get back up. If you don't get what i mean, fight against a cyclops on Dark Messiah.

 

[Sushii]

Uhm... seriously i really want evil Guy Pettersson's running around and one-hits everyone....
That really would be awesome... *drool*

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

 

[CrazyMonkeyDude]

OMG another revive!


I don't think this thread can stand being zombied much longer.

 

[Red Cell]

I read this thread for the first time today. It was a good read. Please create more threads like this one.

 

[Dridmar]

I read this thread for the first time today. It was a good read. Please create more threads like this one.

Lol great....

 

[*-Foggyspy-*]

hahahaha

 

[DarkTerror]

Epic!