The cryptic item location thread!

[Raptor]

Yeah... Let's do it!

Things like "Lord Calrian is rumored to have a powerful mace in his chambers..." and "The insane wizard Keledros is known to have access to powerful magic scrolls."

That second one was kinda said already in another thread by... Hell I can't remember who said it...

So, aside from completely obvious ones, let's start another one:

"A cursed dagger is known to only exist in your worst dreams."

 

[The Man In Black]

They say the ghost of Garronroth the blacksmith still practices his smithing in the afterlife. Powerful maces and mauls have been produced from his anvil in the past....

Who knows if the great wizard Shaddahar is still writing powerful magics from beyond the grave...

A powerful skeleton of ice has risen. How powerful are his spells and swords?

Goblins are known to be powerful boxers...

The powerful acid bolt of the horrors, oh what a nightmare!

(That's all I've got for now >_>)

 

[elfstone222]

first one is to obvious, something like "A raiding band of ice orcs have an artifact of fire in their possesion"

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

Just a reminder to all Blades - no posting spoilers/hints in this topic.

Also,
"Even boars have wallets."

LOL GET IT?

 

[Netrogor]

Sadly, bats of smoldering fire carry no prize worthy of an adventurer.

 

[Teh]

Rawr

The ashes of your past enemys you have plundered are reborn. PS: Beware of Garonroth J-M..

 

[Netrogor]

Ahh, but some of our past enemies are still rising back in power; never having gone to ashes, these enemies are now hardening into steel.

P.S.-
Beware of Lord Undamael

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

[Gurluas]Undamael was the smartest skeleton I ever knew...[/Gurluas]

 

[Gurluas]

no that was maldora's evil minion in his 1.3 incarnation

 

[Tentadrilus]

If you kill stuff, they drop stuff.

Cryptic, eh?

 

[Sabre]

How's about:

"Finding a use for bolts is as easy as recovering an oddity"

 

[ITS'aME'aMARIO!!!!]

"if you follow our nose, it will lead you to your doom."

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

"If you don't flush after taking a dump, things will get smelly."

 

[Sabre]

"If you knock while the van's a rockin', you'll see something that's quite shockin'"