My conversation with Pimpsta

[The Man In Black]

Here's my interesting conversation with everyone's favorite. No clue why he added me, but.. Well.. It was fun!




PiMpStA: hey,
The Man In Black: Why.
PiMpStA: What
The Man In Black: Why would you add me
PiMpStA: So u can forgive me
The Man In Black: Good luck with that
PiMpStA: Stop holding your grudge!
The Man In Black: Stop holding onto your life/existence
PiMpStA: I want an apology for the driving me out of your gay ms:c
PiMpStA: its all yours and that cock suckers fault
The Man In Black: You're going to be waiting awhile, spanky
The Man In Black: Ah yes, "That cock sucker". He's a good friend of mine.
PiMpStA: J-M moron
PiMpStA: idiot.
PiMpStA: owned
The Man In Black: See, what you call a 'problem', I call a 'triumph'
The Man In Black: We're all pretty much glad you're gone
PiMpStA: Go suck on J-M
PiMpStA: my mod will beat your gaaay mod
The Man In Black: Sure it will
The Man In Black: Just like MS:S beat MS:C
PiMpStA: No my mod will beat ms:c
PiMpStA: ms:c sucks!
The Man In Black: Uh huh
PiMpStA: hahaha
PiMpStA: owned
The Man In Black: Are you going to have photoshopped health bars or real ones?
PiMpStA: What
The Man In Black: Owned.
PiMpStA: stop lieing you peice of shit!
PiMpStA: hahaha
PiMpStA: owned
PiMpStA: owned
PiMpStA: owned
PiMpStA: owned
PiMpStA: shutup dont say a word
PiMpStA: owned
PiMpStA: asshole
PiMpStA: owned
PiMpStA: :zing: :zing:
The Man In Black: See, kids. This is why we don't do drugs and stay in school past 3rd grade.
PiMpStA: owned what now
PiMpStA: yes
PiMpStA: my wife are back together
PiMpStA: so bitch
The Man In Black: Your wife is back together? Did you tape her back together or something?
PiMpStA: i bang all night and you cnat get any
PiMpStA: owned
PiMpStA: moron
PiMpStA: fat
PiMpStA: owned
The Man In Black: So you taped up that blowup doll of yours?
The Man In Black: At least rilez has the balls to ADMIT he's in middle school
PiMpStA: you just watch ms:c will die just like ms:s will
The Man In Black: Good luck with that
The Man In Black: Seeing as Master Sword has been around for.. years....
PiMpStA is now Away.
PiMpStA: and then we will ban you all and gow will laugh at you
PiMpStA: and it will die because of its age
The Man In Black: Someone's just upset 'cause he got banned
The Man In Black: I didn't even have to drive you away ^_^
PiMpStA: i owned ms:c so shutup
PiMpStA: owned
The Man In Black: You got banned. MS:C owned you.
PiMpStA: no i got the source code and I'm going to leak it and put it on my site and tell everyone and ms:c will get owned
The Man In Black: Is that so? Too bad we already have ways to stop that.
The Man In Black: It's called .dll validation, dip shit
PiMpStA: your not smart enough to use it my mod will own all you and you will be banned! hahah!
PiMpStA is now Online.
The Man In Black: Uh huh. I'm very afraid of being banned from your mod.
PiMpStA: yes
The Man In Black: Will Kuro come along, since he's in your pocket and all?
PiMpStA: stfu
PiMpStA is now Offline.

 

[villager]

Yea, I doubt it's Pimpsta, though here's my conversation with him :|

PiMpStA: hey,
village idiot: lol? You're not pimpsta.
PiMpStA: what?
village idiot: You're not pimpsta. Impossible
PiMpStA: i've come to say sorry.
PiMpStA: belive or not you can keep your grudge but im sorry
PiMpStA: belive or not you can keep your grudge but im sorry
PiMpStA: to you personaly i hate ms:c tho
PiMpStA: forgive or not im sorry ok?
PiMpStA: and if you say pond salt im going to kick you!!
PiMpStA: my mod is almost done
PiMpStA: so ms:c will die soon
village idiot: Why is it that you have no one on your friends list?
PiMpStA: i just came on and played counter strike for awhile
PiMpStA: so you forgive me?
village idiot: ...How do I even know if you're the real pimpsta.
village idiot: Very unlikely that you wouldn't have any friends.
village idiot: Not even one GoW member.

And I lost the rest by trying to invite someone into the conversation :|
He also threw in some ":zing:"s, I figured it was either JM or Sabre

 

[FER]

What's his mod called?

 

[mintree]

The Man In Black: At least rilez has the balls to ADMIT he's in middle school

ehh...?

 

[The Man In Black]

Well.. Rilez is in middle school (or so he's said).. And he admitted it.. How is that line confusing?

 

[Joeh]

I actually heard that Izikar was modeling for this mod, before he left anyway. But he could of been kidding no?

 

[mintree]

Well.. Rilez is in middle school (or so he's said).. And he admitted it.. How is that line confusing?

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its not ..just didnt know that nor saw anywhere he said that

 

[Sabre]

I would not dare make a Steam account and pretend to be pimpsta...
Not my style.
Also, I'm sure Izikar's modeling is like Krayman's mapping.

 

[Shadeska]

Mintree is cool and he's in Middle School, so it gets a bit touchy when you say stuff like that -_-
I'm only two years out of Middle and I have to say, not much has changed.

Back on topic: Haha! Someone's making fun of Pimpsta whether it's actually him or not, it's still funny anyway! Haha! This has me interested in his "mod" now though

 

[The Man In Black]

I wasn't saying there was a problem with middle schoolers, just making fun of Pimpsta for having the general intelligence of someone under 15 and a sense of humor to match. He still claims he's 24, though.

 

[The Man In Black]

Double post: WAIT A F*CKING MINUTE. I've only seen one person follow "hey/hello/hi" with a comma...

Joe, are you f*cking with us??

 

[Sabre]

This is not shopped.
If you've Joe in your friend list, see for yourself.

 

[Joeh]

That was certainly from my CAKETOWN!!!! Rage of maps. One of my non FN Characters, But I certainly do remeber people actually talking to me with my name actually being Joe!, And this happend today no? Overacting much.

 

[Sabre]

Problem is that MS:C [FN] aliases and Steam aliases are separate entities.

 

[Joeh]

Problem is that MS:C [FN] aliases and Steam aliases are separate entities.

I forgot to mention that it was during the CAKETOWN! Testing and I went all out on the pimpsta being in the caketown map. Happend about 2 weeks ago. (This map failed[Bloodshrine remake is my current project.)]

 

[Thraxis]

I can actually attest to joe's claim on this. It isn't him seeing as 1) I remember that testing. 2) He messaged me within a minute of pimpsta messaging me. 3) He's been off lately and hasn't caught on to basic things, I doubt he could mastermind pulling of pimpsta THAT much.

 

[The Man In Black]

I know it's not him.
1. He's not on my aliases as Pimpsta
2. Pimp had to add me

I was just kinda jokin', but Sabre found "evidence" ;-)

 

[Sabre]

It's not...So villager says...Just an honest coincidental mistake :X

 

[ceriux]

Double post: WAIT A F*CKING MINUTE. I've only seen one person follow "hey/hello/hi" with a comma...

Joe, are you f*cking with us??

Mib, i use hey/hello/hi and put a comma after wards is that bad?

 

[The Man In Black]

Yes, Ceriux. That's bad. You see, if you put a comma after your greeting it means you're going to die a horribly painful death within the hour. I have yet to figure out how Joe has survived for so long, but for the rest of the world, it's a sure sign of your imminent demise.

 

[PBarnum]

Quite possibly the funniest conversation I have read.

 

[ceriux]

lol wow... i didnt know this. i wont do it anymore... so should i just type:

Hey my names Charles.

it doesnt seem to look right...

 

[The Man In Black]

It's funny, 'cause Ceriux thinks he's being smart and making a point, but if he would read the context he would realise that anytime it was referenced we were talking about (eg):

MiB: Hi
Joe: Hi,

Now, I'm sure someone as smart as Ceriux can see how that's not right...

 

[PBarnum]

How neither are right.

EDIT: Fixed

 

[Jon]

Met Pimpsta once. Said one thing... "Your retarded. Never met him again.