Village Drunk

[CrazyMonkeyDude]

Or a least he better be! Happy drunk-day Villager!

 

[Glorfindel]

Happy birthday, dude

 

[PBarnum]

Happy Birthday Villager!!! Lets get wasted!!!!!!

 

[Jelly]

Happy birthday.

 

[Gorynych]

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If you're drunk enough, The god of drunk will let you read that

 

[The Man In Black]

What's this, you say? A night of dulled senses and lowered expectations? It's my chance! AWAY~!

 

[FER]

Happy birthday villager, and remember, no worries how drunk you are as long as the girl next to you is way more drunk...

 

[PBarnum]

Hahaha yeah and hopefully she doesn't go from a 10 that night, to a 3 the next morning............ which didn't at all happen to me........... :|

 

[FER]

You mean 10 years old?...

 

[J-M v2.5.5]

Congratulations villager!

And what Barnum means is that beer can turn your typical "I'd hit it... with a shovel" girl into an "A++, I'd tap that" girl.

 

[Sabre]

You mean 10 years old?...

Nicely done.

 

[zeus9860]

Happy birthday.

 

[Freerad]

Happy Birthday man!

 

[jon50559]

Happy birthday sir!

 

[PBarnum]

You mean 10 years old?...

Yeeeaaahh but no.

 

[villager]

Thanks everyone. I expected my friends to buy me a bottle of Tequila (Or something) for my birthday, I didn't expect my grandfather to buy me a bottle of Merlot, what an epic day.