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TheOysterHippopotami

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Lucifer Majiskus cannot read, listen, or follow directions. I suggest you kick him if you are ever running a map like the_wall or lodagond-4. When the patch is released, it would be a bad idea to allow him to participate in any raids of shad_palace or sorc_villa. He will probably fuck things up because he cannot read, listen, or follow directions.

That is all.
 

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+1 lol (cause i was in the server when it happened and saw all the convo in-game.)

EDIT: I also lol'd cause he was raging hardcore and calling me insecure when i was the calm one saying the minor insults :D
 

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All I did was kill maldora when he had a lightning toma instead of an ice, which I couldn't tell at the time because I was being zapped to fuck and simply wanted to kill the damn thing. I didn't intend to, nor did I mean to, "sabotage" this run. I was simply trying to help by killing him. It was kind of hard for me to see the little "I want ice toma" out of all the spam from Freerad and Dark_Ham talking back in forth, sending that little bit of text into oblivion. I apologized, and offered a few items in turn, but he wanted my ONLY FIRE TOMA AND BLUDGEON HAMMER (which is my most used weapon). I believe he's being childish about this all and simply needs to quit being stubborn and calm down. Kick me from your servers as you will, but I was simply trying to help.

TL;DR version: Oyster is being a big baby about this.
 

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Give me a heads up if there are players that are being excessively disruptive on RKS servers or on my server.

I can probably temp ban them from the server you are playing in, while leaving them able to join other servers.
 

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remind you of the time you tried to teach him how to read music/play piano?

edit: A remedy for this lucifer is to not suck so much, and listen better




also



wordor
 

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So I heard the story from a few people. And I don't buy it.

Why? Because lucipher is a gimp. And gimps don't kill maldora. Gimps feed maldora. Feeding maldora just makes the run take longer.



Now what I really believe is that you guys were on Helena and he attacked dorfgan, who in turn ruined everyone's day.
 

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IIRC Maldora does not feed.

Otherwise your logic is completely sound :wink:
 

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Either I killed him with a blessed bolt, or he spontaneously died. Either way, I didn't think 88 damage from a bolt would kill him in 1 hit.
 

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88 damage can easily kill maldora, when he has 88 or less hp left
 

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I don't care if he's down to 1hp, a gimp can't kill Maldora. It's a goddamn scientifically proven fact!

Also, what kinda idiot doesn't keep some kinda insurance padding in the mob's HP if it has to go down in a certain time range? That's just asking for trouble if they seriously had him down to <=88hp.
 

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I thought everyone learned there lesson in dealing with wordor, don't bring him along if you do anything important ever
 

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Preface:
12:56 AM - Rev. Acvodad Maelstrom: my point > yours
12:56 AM - Rev. Sogak: How often do you deal with incompetence irl?
12:56 AM - Rev. Acvodad Maelstrom: not often
12:57 AM - Rev. Acvodad Maelstrom: I encounter more douchebags than incompetents
12:57 AM - Rev. Sogak: I worked at a convenience store for two and a half years
12:57 AM - Rev. Acvodad Maelstrom: show me the graph
12:57 AM - Rev. Acvodad Maelstrom: pics or it didn't happen


Acvodad I have plenty of field notes, research, and even a graph. Also my deity could kick your deity's arse.

goddamnjpg.jpg


As you can see here, once borked hits a certain level, competence rises once again, this can be thought to indicate outright malice of whoever's responsible, but other factors may be at hand.
 

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I'd also like to point out the flaw in your argument, that you failed to mark Lucifer at the minimum of the graph AND you also have not completed megaman 2
 

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Avacado, he makes every thread awesome... :D
 

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also

ridje: It wasn't stoned.
Dridje: It was Lucifer.
Rev. Acvodad Maelstrom: oh sorry
Rev. Acvodad Maelstrom: my bad
Rev. Acvodad Maelstrom: same thing really
Dridje: Don't worry, we all make that mistake.
 

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So how about airline food, What's up with that?
 

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Just what is this Walking Dead I keep hearing about, anyway?

Edit: Also, OpsMiller sure sounded fuckin' useful to that run, like usual ;P

Edit again: Goddamn couldn't they have taken that to edana or something? Or pvp_arena? Spending all their time bickering during a wall run is an insult to those folks actually doing the map (in this case Oyster).
 

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Already removed him from my friends list back in jan/feb because he acted just like this when i told him to follow my steps and everything would be fine. He simply just did the opposite of what i said, when i was peacefully playing a map and fucked everything up. I also kick him on sight whenever i see him joining my server.

Keldorn said:
http://pastebin.ca/2012638

Ops = kinda good sometimes, but not all the time.

Lucifer = annoying and incompetent all the time.

Willkill = awesome most of the time.

That is all.
 

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Keldorn said:
http://pastebin.ca/2012638


:D

(Link shows WillKill and Lucifer annoying each other.)




That had me in tears nearly, especially -

"The Oyster Hippopotamus(0): so? you arent even cashing in on life insurance you sick fuck."
 

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Echo717 said:
also

ridje: It wasn't stoned.
Dridje: It was Lucifer.
Rev. Acvodad Maelstrom: oh sorry
Rev. Acvodad Maelstrom: my bad
Rev. Acvodad Maelstrom: same thing really
Dridje: Don't worry, we all make that mistake.

image-D6BC_4C70CD20.jpg
 

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Keldorn's Pastabin said:
> DONT GIVE LUCIFER HEAD HE IS EVIL
> ok gimme that pot
I sometimes wonder exactly what sort of game I'm working on.
 

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WillKill ftw xD I miss his questions and sweet annoyance (No sarcasm)
 
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