Yo dawgs, I heard you like the apocalypse.

[Sabre]

Or I hope you do, cause apparently its at 6PM your time, this Saturday!

Preliminary predictions point towards earthquakes, but personally I'm holding out for zombies...God knows (ba dum tss) I won't be raptured, nor will, well, any American.

 

[The Man In Black]

Not even Fred Phelps?! NOT EVEN FRED PHELPS?!?!

 

[Sabre]

I'll bet Fred Phelps is looking at Family Radio right now and thinking "Wow, what a bunch of gay soldier retards."