Hello everybody. Today I am starting a new guild. From now on, I will be the leader of the Super Harmful Irritating Thieves better known as The S.H.I.T. About the S.H.I.T. The Super Harmful Irritating Thieves is a guild of very friendly people who happen to be kleptomaniacs. We love to steal other people's items in-game so we can do all sorts of evil stuff with them. We can: - Keep stolen items ourselves! - Throw them into pits! - Trade them for things that are way more valuable! - Give them to level five newbies! Next to that, we also like to steal other objects, such as maps for games. This proves that we think outside the box. Not every evil deed has to happen inside a computer game! And just imagine what we can do with stolen maps! We can: - Rename them! - Pretend we made them! - Distribute them while they're incomplete! If you're interested in stealing things, this guild is for you! Join the S.H.I.T. If you are interested in becoming a member of the S.H.I.T., you must accept the following rules: 1. No cowardice. If you want to steal something, steal something. 2. Everything goes when you're trying to steal an item in-game. That includes amx_slay. 3. Always respect rule number two. 4. You have to be a stupid asshole. 5. There is no rule number five. 6. Don't ever donate items you haven't stolen. S.H.I.T. members and ranks Thanks to the following persons for making up some of these crazy awesome titles: Belmont CrazyMonkeyDude HomestarR Sabre Tentadrilus The Man In Black J-M v2.5.5 is the S.H.I.T.L.O.L. (Super Harmful Irritating Thieves Leader Of Lameassness) This is the rank that goes to the guild leader. Sabre is the N.I.G.A.S.T.O.L.E.M.Y.T.V. (Nobody Is Greater At Stealing Things Or Lying Everytime Moronic Young'uns Threaten Villains) This is the rank that goes to the guild leader's right hand. The N.I.G.A.S.T.O.L.E.M.Y.T.V. of the S.H.I.T. is an exceptional thief. CrazyMonkeyDude is the F.A.G. (Ferocious Aggressive Guardian) This is the rank that goes to protectors of loot, the so-called 'guardians'. A F.A.G. has to be extra cautious when protecting loot, because assailants might come from behind! Tentadrilus is the C.U.N.T. (Chronically Underestimated and Narcotic Thief) This person is in charge of covering up all of our L337 escapades. Red Cell is the C.O.C.K.M.O.N.G.L.E.R. (Cries Over Crazy Kids, Moreover Obviously Ninjaing Good Loot Effectively and Running) This rank goes to people who cry over crazy kids, moreover obviously ninjaing good loot effectively and running. Obviously. The Man In Black is the T.E.A.B.A.G. (Terribly Efficient Asshole Bragging About Grammar) This is the rank that goes to members of the S.H.I.T. politics branch. villager is the S.H.I.T.J.U.S.T.G.O.T.R.E.A.L. (Super Harmful Irritating Thief Joins an Unsuspecting Server, Then Gives Out Treasure, and Recodes to Acquire Levels) This is the rank that goes to members who know their S.H.I.T., or, in other words, members who deliver the real S.H.I.T. C.A.P.T.A.I.N.O.B.V.I.O.U.S. (Certainly Awesome at Pointing The Appearant In Negative Operations By Viciously Inferring Other Users' Stupidity) There appears to be no description here. BioRage is the W.H.A.L.E.P.E.N.I.S. (Whorey Harbinger of Arse Licking Enigmatic Posts and Extremely Non-Intelligent Sh*t) Hey look it's a whale penis! Blasto121 is the H.A.R.D.A.S.S. (Head Arbitrator of Reprimanding Douchebags, After Slamming the Scumbags) The name says it all. Tirex is the S.H.E.R.L.O.C.K. (Sub-Human Extreme Retard Loves Opening Chests Kekekeke) No S.H.I.T., S.H.E.R.L.O.C.K.! S.A.L.T. (Stupid Asshatterically Literate Thief) Tirex. He is the S.A.L.T. Crow is the S.M.U.T. (Super Mapper of Unbelievable Triumph) Crow? In my guild? Belmont is the A.S.S.H.O.L.E. (Annoying Super Stealing Human Of Lame Equipment) Any worthless item you drop/have or want to take, just won't be there when you look again, not like you will because they are worthless, but this type of S.H.I.T. just loves collecting worthless items to scam newbies. Thraxis and Jon are the F.U.C.K. (Freaking Useless Childish Kid) This is the rank that goes to new recruits. New recruits often have the tendency of fighting monsters too often instead of other players who are much more profitable. evilsquirrel is the B.A.D.L.A.N.D.S. (Bastard Advertising Dazzling Landscape And Never Doing Sh*t) This rank is awarded to people who slack off all day. Alliances Us people from the S.H.I.T. are allied with: - All your stuff S.H.I.T. information The S.H.I.T. is looking for notorious thieves. Kokris (a.k.a. Vlad) and Krayman can join and instantly gain the rank of N.I.G.A.S.T.O.L.E.M.Y.T.V. because we all know how good they are at stealing stuff, but newcomers will have to work their way through the ranks, starting at the rank of F.U.C.K. Also, click here to go to our website.