Otter Pops, namely the red ones, wrong impression?

Netrogor

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I happen to know for a matter of fact that otter pops made with real otters cause cancer. And bloody diarrhea.
 

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If you're getting bloody diarrhea it's because you're using the suppository incorrectly ;-)
 

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Check this guy... :roll:
...Is that a bong he's holding? :oldshock:
...CLEARLY this stoner otter has damaged his brain smoking too much pot! A pOtter, if you will. :mrgreen:
 

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HEY NOW! It doesn't matter what hole you put them in they are still f***ing amazing.
 

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HEY THERE IS NO PROOF THAT THEY HAVE HARMED ANYONE! Therefore I am 100% healthy!
 

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People pops are... kinky? Too bad Otter Pops aren't half as cool... those cancerous, bloody diarrhea causing cyanide-capsule-equivalent treats.
 

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Netrogor said:
People pops are... kinky? Too bad Otter Pops aren't half as cool... those cancerous, bloody diarrhea causing cyanide-capsule-equivalent treats.

You forgot that they're suppositories.
 

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That was obviously staged to promote the destruction of otter pops.
 

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*Enters the thread*

Uh...

*Quietly turns around and exits*
 

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Isn't there a book in the bible specifically devoted to otter pops?
 

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Echo717 said:
Isn't there a book in the bible specifically devoted to otter pops?

Yep, it was the sixth book in the Torah, and also the 11th commandment.

The problem is, marketing seemed to have removed them from the Bible completely.

Historian's still can't figure out if it originally said "Thou shalt" or "Thou shalt not". But they claim that there are also several otter references in the book of Revelations.
 

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11. Thou shalt invent Pops that are artificed from Otters.
 
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