Most bullshitz death of the year awards.

[Supercoke]

Ohai.
So, the other day I was playing bloodshrine with Slash, Ava, and a few others.
We were at the part where there a guy who fires exploding jizz balls at you, and they go REALLY slowly, so they're relatively easy to dodge. Well here's what happened...

Me, standing in a firing line of tork bows, killing the skeletons, ect.
All of a sudden, a random fire ball comes flying at me. So I ducked and avoided it.
It hits the wall behind me, explodes, and pushes me tward that pit there.
But that's not only it...
Half way down my plummet to doom, a greater stone archer or something HITS ME mid fall and shoots me up the wall, keeping me alive for half a second more.

Do I win?

Post YOUR most bullshitz death and we'll have a vote on who's death is the most rediculous.

 

[Echo717]

Re: Most **** death of the year awards.

I must say, it was hilarious to watch this happen

 

[Thothie]

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[Supercoke]

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Gotta admit, that happens more than you think lol.

 

[Thothie]

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Yes, I was recently reminded that, despite all efforts to fix that, it still does that... Maybe not quite as often as it used to (not picking up new targets out of range), but still... Grrr...

 

[zeus9860]

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Psh, you guys speak as if you never saw ihotohr in battle.

examples:
Deathscene #1

*Player drops down into ihotohr's chamber*;
Ihotohr: blah blah blah secret mission;
Player: Oha--- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffff;
*Ihotohr sends player to the moon*;
*Ihotohr wins the match*.

Deathscene #2

*Player drops down*;
*Ihotohr summons undeads while the player is recovering from the epic shake effect when you fall down into the chamber*;
*Player becomes circled by undeads without anyway of retreating*;
*Ihotohr can't find the target*;
*Ihotohr comes up close and...*
Ihotohr: Say hello to my overpowered spam barrier!
Player: OSHI-
*Player dies*

Deathscene #3

*Player drops down*;
*Ihotohr summons undeads while the player is recovering from the epic shake effect when you fall down into the chamber*;
*While Ihotohr summons his companions, he insta encases the player in a spell, making you unmovable*;
*As soon as the player gets released from the spell, half a second later ihotohr casts yet another spell on the player*;
*After 5 or so attempts of the same old crap, the player realizes it's useless to even try to move since he gets busted every single time*

 

[Echo717]

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Atholo king of football/soccer always gets me

 

[TheOysterHippopotami]

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Yesterday I was in Deralia when a dastardly thief stole 14 gold from me. He soon found himself begging for his life, offering to turn himself in if only I would spare him. I promptly killed him and immediately heard another npc shout "MERRY CHRISTMAS!".

 

[Netrogor]

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Fail, Hippo... you didn't die in that one.

Okay, so the other day I was helping a noob raid Calruins. I repeatedly cast "Volcano" to get mobs away from his jump point, so he could do it up. I have some items that give me quite a bit of resistance... to almost everything.

Every single shot from a horror blinds me. I'm still casting Volcano, drinking MP pots, and recasting. It scares everything away... and scares the horror INTO me. I'm stuck, a horror inside of me, with no way to run. The /stuck command doesn't do shit. It keeps hitting me. I can't hit IT (cuz it's inside me). Volcanoes everywhere. A regular skeleton kills me.

The skeleton happened to spawn close enough to hit me a couple times, right after the horror somehow managed a 236dmg hit (WITH iceshield on, mind you) and I died. Still beat the map, mind you, but I was downright pissed about that death - especially since not one minute later (literally) my laptop turned itself off (full battery - while I can play Skyrim for hours on end at Medium settings, easy, MSC is "too" intense to play more than one hour at a time).

 

[Supercoke]

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Wow....
That would really make my blood pressure go up... :|