I did manage to read this part, and I think it translates to:zEdge3 said:dick
zEdge3 said:Guys, I pissed my pants
I had to look this up on THE INTERNETS, and it translated to this:zEdge3 said:falla honestamente a J-M de vida que necesita ir el dado del **** quiere ser pedazo de european de netherlands de mierda va los **** se mueren el gallo el **** lechal
zEdge3 said:I envy J-M for living in the Netherlands in Europe, a country much cooler than the piece of crap country I live in. Also, look at these awesome cusswords I learned: ****, **** and ****!